Happy Birthday, Bai Hui aka bleu^engel !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR TEZUKA BUCHOU / BAI HUI / BLEU^ENGEL !!



For buchou today,I shall put a Hyotei dounjinshi ( NON-YAOI ) for bleu^engel's present. Although there's no Tezuka but i find Atobe equally kakkoii~ ( Tez^gal : * pukes )




Hyoutei's 7 Misteries

Note: Translasplanation done quickly. Those who know Japanese, forgive any inaccuracies.

In Hyoutei's Gakuen, there are Seven Misteries that have been spreading lately.
Atobe: Let's go, Kabaji. Oresama will put an end to them.
Kabaji: Usu.
Our Atobe sama will stand up to face them!
Atobe sama will take care of Hyoutei's 7 Misteries!!
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Mistery Number 1: Once the club activity has finished, in the South area of school, that of the 3rd years, they say you can hear an eerie crying voice, which sounds as a heartwrenching, sorrowful lament coming from the very depths of the Earth...

Atobe: If we follow the source of those hiccups...



Hic Hic
Ohtori: Shishido-san has left without me again...
Atobe: YOU GO HOME RIGHT NOW!!!
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Mistery Number 2: There is a bust of a statue near the grounds which is reported to have been seen wearing glasses sometimes.

Atobe: It seems nothing has happened yet.



Oshitari: Ah, how tired I am...Here, Mister, hold these for me for a second. Wow, I did work hard today too.
Atobe:...IT WAS YOU BASTARD!!!?
Oshitari: C'me on, it was just a little joke.
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Mistery Number 3: Once everybody has left after school, you can see sometimes a long-haired ghost staring at you from outside the window.

Atobe: According to the eye-witnesses it was around here, wasn't it?
Atobe: Ah?!



-- He washes it and then gets it to dry outside the window
Shishido: I just couldn't throw it away!!! It's my cuticle!!
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Mistery Number 4: At night, when there is absolutely nobody around, there is a ghost that repeatedly jumps from the same spot on the terrace roof towards the ground.

Atobe: According to the contents of the information, I might have an idea of what is going on. Kabaji, you go to the terrace roof.
Kabaji: Usu.



Atobe: LET ME HELP YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GROUND!!
Gakuto: Spare meeeeeeeeeeee
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Mistery Number 5: A corpse suddenly appears in random places.
Jiro:ZZZZ
Atobe: Kabaji, turn him into a real corpse.
Kabaji: Usu

Mistery Number 6: The "Yaru ne" (You did it/I'll get you!) curse.
(Shishido's locker)
Atobe: It seems it's not a mistery, nor a curse, nor anything at all.



Atobe: Damned, these guys...Let's go and report them to the coach immediately!!
Kabaji: Usu.
Music Classroom
Atobe: Sorry to intrude...


Mistery Number 7: In the empty music classroom you can sometimes hear the piano playing on its own.

Atobe: Is there nobody in here...?



Sakaki: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's playing with his feet.
Sakaki: Mn?



Atobe sama solved the 7 Misteries of Hyoutei.

Atobe: IT WAS ALL OF YOU BASTAAAAAAARDS!!!
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Funny,deshou??
* credit goes to leviosa8 for translatin' it *



P/S: See,buchou? U gotta be happy cuz this post is YAOI-FREE !!

Current Mood: * dances around with Athrun's posters*
Current Fav Song : Beautiful Myth <---Shit,I'm in deep love with this song...
Current Fav Pair : Athrun x Lacus